"For six months, she taught them how to swing dance and swear like a sailor. Made Thomas learn to sew and took away Julia’s dolls and gave her trucks so she’d grow up tough. I don’t know if those last six months made up for a lifetime of horrors, but she sure seemed happy.”
"We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.
I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x]
And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…
Sex Education in American Public Schools
This is why we can’t have nice things
POD, GET READY, WE ARE MOVING TO MAINE.
ASJKDFLADKFJKADSJ OH MY FUCKING
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